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Thursday, December 9, 2010Ten Signs That I Am In The Throes Of An (Early?) Mid-Life Crisis
I considered lying about my age, but I had a change of heart. You’ll figure it out soon enough once you read about my most recent inner conflict. I might as well stop pretending (to myself) that I am still a college student infused with a severe case of wanderlust.
Okay, I still have itchy feet and would love nothing more than to relieve them by walking all over every country on the globe. This time however, not so much as a wild-eyed gypsy-grad-student, but as a Hollywood celebrity. (Breathe, hubby, breathe.)
Despite my failed attempts to let go of my glory days, I honestly still feel 21 at heart. The problem is that with almost 11 years of marriage (to the same Costa Rican with nice calves,) five relentlessly inquisitive kids, and a great many experiences under my belt, it’s becoming less and less convincing. I mean, who has done that much by age 21?
Any shrink would surely define this dilemma as an (early?) mid-life crisis.
Here are ten reasons why I know I’m in denial’s tenacious grip:
1. Despite all the recent falls, injuries and minor concussion I endured months ago, I continue to ride my bike like a reckless teenage-gangster as often as I possibly can.
2. I see all the college students on break for the holidays working out at the gym, and because I am sporting a baseball cap as well, I think I look just like them.
3. Although I consider myself a professional person and (relatively) responsible mother, I enjoy parading around in street clothes that resemble the punk-hip outfit I just bought my nine year-old. (The only difference is that hers flaunts an image of Selena Gomez.)
4. Prior to picking up my kids from school, I shift "mental gears" and pull on a pair of cargo pants, fasten a few carabiners to my belt loops, wrap a fanny-pack around my waist, and prepare for combat.
5. I make my children watch Grease and West Side Story countless times and insist they are the "coolest" movies every made.
6. When we go out to the movies, I ask for the student rate while confidently flashing my student ID card that expired 13 years ago. When the cashier isn’t convinced it’s really me, I start to cry.
7. I watch my children’s television programs to study new dance moves since mine haven’t changed since the mid-80s.
8. I refer to anyone under 35 as a "kid."
9. I cannot bring myself to throw out my ragged twenty year-old Florida Gator t-shirt. And, I still wear it proudly out of the house---to my husband's dismay and entire family's embarrassment.
10. I spend each day fantasizing about the great sex I’m going to have with my husband that night, yet once I finally make it to the finish line, (my bed) the protagonists of my fantasies are none other than my mattress and pillow.
Posted by Darah Zeledon aka The Warrior Mom at 6:35 PM Email This BlogThis! Share to Twitter Share to Facebook Share to Google Buzz
labels darah zeledon, denial, mid-life crisis, parenting, sex, young-at-heart
LOL, great list! I can identify heavily with most of it ... especially the choice of clothing, wanderlust, recklessness, and thinking anyone under 35 is a kid ... they are so young ;).
December 9, 2010 9:17 PM
Susan Wingate said...
Very fun. Yep, getting older is like watching chocolate melt. It still tastes good but it looks all mushy and soft. Funny post. Thanks!
December 9, 2010 10:35 PM
Ross Brown said...
It's only been 13 years since your student ID expired?? You are still young. Mine expired more than 20 years ago!
December 10, 2010 3:19 AM
Jean Kelchner said...
Good for you! You're remarkable and you must not let go of those reins. I have been exploring and writing about women for over 20 years, women becoming what they can be. Now I am working on The Late-Bloomer Chronicle, women who are on the road to becoming what they can be. Check out my Blog at www.jckelchner.net and see if you have a story to tell. Have you always been the way you are, or did you have to start, a happening? There is also a great discussion going on with me at AAUW. Good luck, if we don't connect.
December 10, 2010 5:19 PM
if you think it's bad now -- just wait until you wake up one morning and realize that you couldn't possibly be 35 since your youngest just turned 36!
December 10, 2010 6:03 PM
Family Mat-ters said...
1,2, 5 & 8 - Great post. Thanks for the laughs (Jen)
December 10, 2010 6:18 PM
So you're a Gutsy Woman. I love Gutsy people as you might notice from my name. Wow, 5 kids! Congratulations.
December 10, 2010 10:05 PM
My Mama Mojo said...
You are my idol! You are so young at heart -and that is really the secret of eternal youth. And P.S. I've seen pictures of you and yes-you do look just like them and I would have given you the student rate for sure!!!
December 12, 2010 5:36 AM
thanks for making me reminisce and cry and laugh...I am an emotional basketcase! lol
December 12, 2010 8:51 PM
You must have a healthy dose of Sag in your chart! Forever young? Peter Pan? More power to you!
December 20, 2010 7:07 PM
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